Bodily Functions:
- People who blow their nose never look at what they just expelled into the tissue. It’s gross but you know you do it.
- A cough is a symptom of terminal illness.
- Menstruation is an unknown phenomenon in movies. Female movie characters are all immune from it.
- No matter how much a character in a movie eats, they‘ll never EVER have to go take a crap.
- If a character does have to take a crap, it will be for comedic effect.
- Any reference or depiction of pooping or farting means the movie is a comedy.
- Whenever a person is about to vomit, when they are shown, their lips will always be tightly sealed (so as to keep the vegetable soup in their mouths) just before they puke.
- A person never vomits more than a mouthful of puke.
- No embarrassing odors or sounds occur during sex
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