Crime Scene:
- The supposedly intelligent person enters the scene of a murder and immediately picks up the murder weapon.
- The person who notices some wet substance on the ground or wherever and bends down to run a finger through it, look at the finger (often rubbing two fingers together) and usually realize it’s blood.
- Can nobody turn on a damn light when investigating a crime?
- Can somebody give these cops some new batteries for their flashlights?
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