INJURIES

  Injuries:

• When the hero is knocked out, he won’t get a concussion or brain damage. People hit on the head will not throw up.
• When a hero gets a bloody nose, he’ll stop bleeding almost immediately.
• When a hero suffers through car chases and crashes, he never has to worry about unfelt spinal injury from impact.
• A slight blow to the head is usually enough to cause total amnesia
• Characters that get shot will never go into shock.
• The hero will always get shot in the shoulder, yet will be able to use his arm.
• Some sort of facial scar is likely to make you go insane and seek revenge for the rest of your life.
• A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince in agony when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
• If you lose a hand, it causes the stump of your arm to grow by six inches.
• A lost hand either comes crawling back, or a mad surgeon will replace it with one transplanted from an executed strangler.
• If a person gets shot they have plenty of time to tell all kinds of things except the most important information (like the name of the murderer).
• Anytime anybody picks up pieces of a broken glass they will ALWAYS cut their finger. They will also always suck their breath in through their teeth and stick the injured finger in their mouth.
• A person shot to death will immediately do just that – die. Their bodies do not flop and jerk around for a few minutes as the muscles contract involuntarily and sporadically as the brain dies a slow electro-chemical death (as with real gun-shot deaths).

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