KIDS/TEENAGERS

 

KIDS/TEENAGERS

  • A kid always knows more than an adult.

  • A kid can fend for himself even if his parents have gone to Paris, leaving him with no food, electricity, heat, money, etc.

  • No child can ever be killed…even if they’re electrocuted on a high-voltage electric fence that could kill a dinosaur (Jurassic Park)

  • Eight to ten-year-old kids are the best computer hackers on earth and can break into any system.

  • Girls who can’t find a date to the prom in high school films are usually the girls that, in most high schools, would have almost every teenage boy asking them.

  • The walls of a teenager’s bedroom or a twentyish adult’s apartment are always highly decorated, beyond anything sane, with every available inch of space covered with something cool.

  • A movie teenager will always have a drainpipe situated next to his or her window. This drainpipe will be specially reinforced to hold their weight on escape.

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